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skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

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babylexxi:

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kamidiox:

beben-eleben:

Their parents are having a way worse day than you.

Kami says: And this is why I don’t and won’t have kids.

Also this is why I hate children and keep my distance of 100 metres to any child in my area.

The broken electronics especially the toilet phone really upset me

I fucking hate children

I don’t like most kids but I wouldn’t say I hate all children. Most of the time they act like this because their parents don’t give them an ass whooping when they need it.

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